102 Comments

Congratulations everyone!

Expand full comment

My friend Franz is gonna be so mad I told his couch story.

Expand full comment

I mean Dan!

Expand full comment

#354 - when someone gets voted off the baking competition reality tv show and before they wave goodbye and leave the studio to return to their loser life they teardrop hug all the remaining winning contestants and tell them how much they love them and how much participating has changed them and how beauty makes pain bearable. Congrats, winners!

Expand full comment
Comment deleted
February 5, 2023
Comment deleted
Expand full comment

Spambot, stop it!

Expand full comment

Could we say that baking shows, in of themselves, are cringey?

Expand full comment

No! Not in itself! They bring so much joy to my daughter and wife to watch together!

Expand full comment

Ok. I officially withdraw the comment.

Expand full comment

Yeah, Craig!

Expand full comment

Congratulations everyone!

Expand full comment

Congratulations to the masters of cringe!

Expand full comment
founding

Thanks for the honorable mention, Chuck!

Congrats, winners! 🎉

Expand full comment

I'll take that honourable mention all night long. Congratulations, winners!

Expand full comment

Well done, winners! Make sure you share the candy with someone you love.

Expand full comment

Way to go winners!!!! Whoo hoooo :)

Expand full comment

I won! I won! I won! And wait how did I already won if you ain't seen the video yet? But it was spectacular.....like, that moment was the coolest thing that ever happened to me!!!

But, wait I'll be in Hawaii....

I would like to thank Michael, Rose, Beth Erlandson, Maegan, The Whales, my baby doggies Maggie, Bentley, Oreo, Holly and Keiko, my parents, Chuck Palahniuk, my car, God and Michael Ross (I finally started writing THAT story)

Expand full comment
Comment deleted
February 3, 2023
Comment deleted
Expand full comment
Comment removed
February 4, 2023
Comment removed
Expand full comment
Comment deleted
February 4, 2023
Comment deleted
Expand full comment

Congratulations Brandon.....I would like to think you won this time because of our alliance and I knew that whale video would bound us as winners!!!!! (The other wins were talent)

Expand full comment

Oh, do keep fighting!!!!!

Expand full comment

I'm getting to alliances next! Thank you Brandon. It may be coming from Chuck but it's all because of you. You share something with my youngest child so I'll always be fond of you....

Expand full comment
Comment deleted
February 4, 2023
Comment deleted
Expand full comment
Comment deleted
February 4, 2023
Comment deleted
Expand full comment

Connecticut and it was 10 below last I checked.....leaving Sunday night.

Expand full comment
Comment deleted
February 4, 2023
Comment deleted
Expand full comment

I had a full on orgasm!!!! There were 2 of em!!!!! I am a 🐋🐳🐋🐳 whisperer!!!!

Expand full comment
founding

Congrats baby!

Expand full comment

P.S. I also would like to thank my youngest son who shall remain nameless for his privacy.....

Expand full comment
author

Important: Please let me know to whom I should inscribe the book. A name: yours or ??. Otherwise, I'll just sign and date the book. Thanks.

Expand full comment

I just saw this after submitting my address. I’d love to have the book inscribed to me (I am using my real name here.)

Expand full comment
author

Yours is sent. Done and done.

Expand full comment

Thank you!

Did you see the posts about the phone number? We were wondering if someone hacked your account.

Expand full comment

Working on it......I'm trying to do something nice for somebody I love and got someone working on verifying the address is the same.

Expand full comment

Still working on it but packing is priority...

Expand full comment

I’m giving mine away this time because I won last year so I’m gonna read through and put it here.

Expand full comment
founding

Something tells me my guilt trip won't work this year...or will it!

Expand full comment

WHAT?! This is by far the coolest thing I've ever won!! Thanks, Chuck!

Expand full comment

So proud of us Karen's!

Expand full comment

THAT (the "Karen" phenomenon) is peak cringe. 😭😂

Expand full comment

(I still think I'm the OG Karen)

Expand full comment

True "Karen's" aren"t generally dog lovers....just sayin'....

Expand full comment

Yeah they are......see Will & Grace......

Expand full comment

That's a TV show, right? I don't do TV, so idk....

Expand full comment

You might be right. Sorry. I'm just trying to be supportive.... *grin*....

Expand full comment
author

Yours is sent. Enjoy.

Expand full comment

Can't wait. Thanks again!

Expand full comment

I give my prize to Cassandra for Shirley Temple in blackface.

Expand full comment
author

I'll still need an address. Can you contact her?

Expand full comment

Hmm I’ll reply to her comment. That’s all I got.

Expand full comment

She replied. She’s sending Dennis the address. :)

Expand full comment