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Congratulations everyone!

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My friend Franz is gonna be so mad I told his couch story.

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#354 - when someone gets voted off the baking competition reality tv show and before they wave goodbye and leave the studio to return to their loser life they teardrop hug all the remaining winning contestants and tell them how much they love them and how much participating has changed them and how beauty makes pain bearable. Congrats, winners!

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Spambot, stop it!

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Could we say that baking shows, in of themselves, are cringey?

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No! Not in itself! They bring so much joy to my daughter and wife to watch together!

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Ok. I officially withdraw the comment.

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Congratulations everyone!

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Congratulations to the masters of cringe!

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Feb 3, 2023Liked by Chuck Palahniuk

Thanks for the honorable mention, Chuck!

Congrats, winners! 🎉

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Feb 3, 2023Liked by Chuck Palahniuk

I'll take that honourable mention all night long. Congratulations, winners!

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Well done, winners! Make sure you share the candy with someone you love.

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Way to go winners!!!! Whoo hoooo :)

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I won! I won! I won! And wait how did I already won if you ain't seen the video yet? But it was spectacular.....like, that moment was the coolest thing that ever happened to me!!!

But, wait I'll be in Hawaii....

I would like to thank Michael, Rose, Beth Erlandson, Maegan, The Whales, my baby doggies Maggie, Bentley, Oreo, Holly and Keiko, my parents, Chuck Palahniuk, my car, God and Michael Ross (I finally started writing THAT story)

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Congratulations Brandon.....I would like to think you won this time because of our alliance and I knew that whale video would bound us as winners!!!!! (The other wins were talent)

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Oh, do keep fighting!!!!!

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I'm getting to alliances next! Thank you Brandon. It may be coming from Chuck but it's all because of you. You share something with my youngest child so I'll always be fond of you....

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Connecticut and it was 10 below last I checked.....leaving Sunday night.

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I had a full on orgasm!!!! There were 2 of em!!!!! I am a 🐋🐳🐋🐳 whisperer!!!!

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P.S. I also would like to thank my youngest son who shall remain nameless for his privacy.....

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Important: Please let me know to whom I should inscribe the book. A name: yours or ??. Otherwise, I'll just sign and date the book. Thanks.

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I just saw this after submitting my address. I’d love to have the book inscribed to me (I am using my real name here.)

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Yours is sent. Done and done.

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Thank you!

Did you see the posts about the phone number? We were wondering if someone hacked your account.

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Working on it......I'm trying to do something nice for somebody I love and got someone working on verifying the address is the same.

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Still working on it but packing is priority...

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I’m giving mine away this time because I won last year so I’m gonna read through and put it here.

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Something tells me my guilt trip won't work this year...or will it!

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WHAT?! This is by far the coolest thing I've ever won!! Thanks, Chuck!

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So proud of us Karen's!

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THAT (the "Karen" phenomenon) is peak cringe. 😭😂

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(I still think I'm the OG Karen)

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True "Karen's" aren"t generally dog lovers....just sayin'....

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Yeah they are......see Will & Grace......

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That's a TV show, right? I don't do TV, so idk....

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You might be right. Sorry. I'm just trying to be supportive.... *grin*....

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Yours is sent. Enjoy.

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Can't wait. Thanks again!

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I give my prize to Cassandra for Shirley Temple in blackface.

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I'll still need an address. Can you contact her?

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Hmm I’ll reply to her comment. That’s all I got.

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She replied. She’s sending Dennis the address. :)

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