Such a catchy idea! I would probably drink that drink partially dressed as a cunning villain of some sort, a Grinch maybe or a Loki with some beautiful dark horns, and reply the neighbours when asked what am I doing there, that I’m just fixing the roof 😃
Xmas lights are such a bonding thing. Once in a business class airport lounge a stranger asked me about my laptop. His inquiry allowed him to show me HIS laptop, specifically his plans for Xmas lights, and all his past videos of Xmas lights. We talked lights until my flight was announced. A big exercise in planning, staging and problem solving.
I was excited to own my own house to annoy neighbors with lights and whatnot as well. Turns out I bought a 102 year old house that nobody has ever added electrical plugs to externally.
Beautiful! Reminds me of a house in a neighboring city (some 20 min. away) that had a HUGE light display, every Christmas, one that was timed to change, move with a local radio station that played nothing but Christmas music...this was years ago. This attracted a lot of people-esp. families. Always wondered what their light bill was for the mo. of December...1
Just posted a story on my stack ... written in 2009 I confess now in 2023stole something from you... or could have been the movie script writer...
Six long years of urban blob out.
I was soiled from the taint. I once felt so strong as to liken my body to have been carved out of wood. I was now made of cookie dough. And not wholesome organic cookie dough either, but the nasty cheap chocolate chip-filled stuff that you squeeze directly into your mouth while beached on the couch in front of the TV.
Full confession in about 30% of my stories is at least one line from Fight Movie...Have read the book but get confused what comes from what.
That’s really awesome Chuck👍🏻 safe and happy holidays.
Big time hazard!
So beautiful!
I can’t wait until I own a freaking house so I can annoy my neighbors. I’ll probably be drinking on the roof rather than barking in the woods.
Such a catchy idea! I would probably drink that drink partially dressed as a cunning villain of some sort, a Grinch maybe or a Loki with some beautiful dark horns, and reply the neighbours when asked what am I doing there, that I’m just fixing the roof 😃
Xmas lights are such a bonding thing. Once in a business class airport lounge a stranger asked me about my laptop. His inquiry allowed him to show me HIS laptop, specifically his plans for Xmas lights, and all his past videos of Xmas lights. We talked lights until my flight was announced. A big exercise in planning, staging and problem solving.
Is there a short story in the works about Christmas lights?
Last year's Xmas horror story, 'Kingston,' was about the lights.
I was excited to own my own house to annoy neighbors with lights and whatnot as well. Turns out I bought a 102 year old house that nobody has ever added electrical plugs to externally.
I have yet to enjoy lights on my house 😭
Are you willing to risk long extension chords? I’d do it.
I’ve thought about it. It would be obnoxiously long.
I use two one hundred foot long ones to do the leaf blowing at my dads.
I've switched to mostly solar lights. They don't have the same razzle dazzle or stamina, but I am also electrical plug challenged. Just an option.
Thanks for the idea! I didn’t know such a thing existed! As far as Christmas lights go, anyway.
Beautiful! Reminds me of a house in a neighboring city (some 20 min. away) that had a HUGE light display, every Christmas, one that was timed to change, move with a local radio station that played nothing but Christmas music...this was years ago. This attracted a lot of people-esp. families. Always wondered what their light bill was for the mo. of December...1
Awesome.
Who’s the person in the woods between the lights at 00:05? Kinda creepy haha
That’s either cousin Eddie or...🤔😳Michael Myers
THAT would be funny. In the late 70s a serial killer dumped a victim's body on this spot, so it still has a grim reputation.
Talk about prime location.lol
Rumour has it a copy-cat killer now puts up lights in the area to attract new victims there like moths to a flame.
But how to get rid of the cars...?
Any lakes around the area?
I put up a 4' $10 artificial, weigh it down with 500 Walgreen minis and use it for two months as room lighting.
Happy holidays! Where can I find this? I want to come see it in person.
Just posted a story on my stack ... written in 2009 I confess now in 2023stole something from you... or could have been the movie script writer...
Six long years of urban blob out.
I was soiled from the taint. I once felt so strong as to liken my body to have been carved out of wood. I was now made of cookie dough. And not wholesome organic cookie dough either, but the nasty cheap chocolate chip-filled stuff that you squeeze directly into your mouth while beached on the couch in front of the TV.
Full confession in about 30% of my stories is at least one line from Fight Movie...Have read the book but get confused what comes from what.
Just subscribed because of this comment I’m sure I’ll be sorry sooner or later...
You have to read from the first story through to the end.
Then you will be changed. Your going to be sorry. My writing in pretty intense...
You want to stop... but you want to also find out how much more fucked things get for me.
Its all autobiographical. A good use to my twisted hobo life.
Ok Im hooked now
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All of my stories are written in near chronological order.
Starting with My best Friend Tard boy ( when I was 6 )
A full chronological read of the stories is best for the full demented experience.
You will learn, you will laugh you will cringe. Maybe even cry.
Please send them out or recommend them to any others you may know.
When there are enough they will be compiled into a book.
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Now I really am invested dammit
Amazing effort 🐧
That is holiday freakin' fabulous. Five star rating.
A doorway to Happy Winterland. Just add snow.
Happy Holidays, Everyone.....
Fantastic. It’s such a lovely thing to do
The only hazard is smiling until your face hurts ❤️
Lurking in the forest with a wine watching the families. I'd love to add that to my AA drunkalogue.