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Chuck Palahniuk's avatar

Wasn't that a little pug dog that talked? I loved that dog.

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Katy Harrison's avatar

'The Galaxy is on Orion's b...b...'

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Chuck Palahniuk's avatar

Ouch. You're right, but that wasn't the answer I was looking for. So many films with red cats!

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Steve Cardoso's avatar

Congrats to the winners!

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Isadore Lopez's avatar

Dude, I need to get more involved in Chucks community. I always read a book in his voice even if it’s not his book. That’s how I learn. This man changed my sight over and over, every single time I have hit rock bottom.

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Chuck Palahniuk's avatar

Well... hello. What's funny is that I only write a book when I'm at rock bottom.

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Cheap & Crass's avatar

Oh my. I hope we're not contributing to your rock bottom-ness since you are in the middle of writing one of your darkest novels apparently :/ The world needs great writers and teachers.

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Chuck Palahniuk's avatar

Hell, you are the light in my life!

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Cheap & Crass's avatar

Hell yeah! I'm glad us space monkeys are worth something!

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Erik Knudtson's avatar

I hate that I have that in common with you. I don’t hate having solidarity with someone I consider a mentor. I’ll call it a win. 💪🏼

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Steve Cardoso's avatar

Chuck has the best community! He writes insightful posts, often replies to comments, and draws a great crowd.

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Isadore Lopez's avatar

I did not know we did winner stuff! I will now be more determined to flex what I have learned since my discovery of this genre of writing that I will never out a title to. This is dope. Congratulations to all the winners!!! Woohooo

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Tom Williams's avatar

You can choose to filter them by order posted - change it to 'chronological'. If you do that, I got in first for Breakfast At Tiffanys (just wanted to pat myself on the back for that, as I was smug to know it straight away....didn't have a clue about the others though!)

I have already won something though, and felt a bit silly jumping in on the thread straight away anyway (too much on my hands clearly), so 100% please send it to Wusiwug. But I am going to pat myself on the back, if that's ok?

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Chuck Palahniuk's avatar

I will try that right now.

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Cheap & Crass's avatar

You're the best Tom! You're a good internet friend. Thank you!!

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Chuck Palahniuk's avatar

Yes, Tom saved the day. Three cheers! And he wins.

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Tom Williams's avatar

I don't think I've saved the day for a long time, so that's good. Cup of tea to celebrate, like a dutiful Englishman. Enjoy the prize!

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Cheap & Crass's avatar

Thank you Tom. It really did brighten my day to win something. lol. I'm still a 5 year old at heart. Like yesterday I found out there's actually a football player named Dick Butkus and that made me laugh way way more than it should have.

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Tom Williams's avatar

Winning stuff is always great! I used to have to regularly call a guy for quotes whose second name was 'Dikshit'. That never got old for me.

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Cheap & Crass's avatar

LOLOL. Too much. ;P

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Maegan Heil's avatar

I love saying that name hahahahah

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Katy Harrison's avatar

Congratulations, John or Josh. Hopefully will get in first next time!

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Erik Knudtson's avatar

I’ll channel my inner 4yr old and wander in halfway through the movie and ask “what did I miss?”

I’m joking I don’t care but congratulations to the winners all the same. 👌👈

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Emily Slaney's avatar

Yay 😊 I'm so excited! Thank you Tom for saving the day!

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Brandan's avatar

I would like to state for the record that all though ‘Garfield’ was not the desired answer, I was technically not wrong.

Congrats to the winners! (Do be sure to exercise extra caution when opening the parcel so as to not release the glitter covered box of anthrax.)

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Chuck Palahniuk's avatar

Do not ruin the surprise for them. I know where you live.

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Cheap & Crass's avatar

I'll be waiting by the mail box with my double barrel nasal coke sniffer.

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Erik Knudtson's avatar

Sharing is caring 👀

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Cheap & Crass's avatar

LOL. What's the use of anthrax infused cocaine if it can't be shared with friends? I'll make sure to sacrifice a portion of the winnings to the berserker lunatics that are the U.I Substack gods. May it please them and they look down upon us with great favor.

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Brandan's avatar

I was only joking of course! There’s no glitter.

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Cheap & Crass's avatar

LOLOL

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Matt Bartle's avatar

Excellent work winners! Enjoy your haunted parcels of doom!

Another quiz another submission of a slew of incorrect answers! I would've never guessed wizard of oz (or to be fair, any of the other answers).

BRING ON THE NEXT QUIZ!

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RPG Elise's avatar

The Wizard of Oz was one of my favorite movies as a kid. Totally missed this one. I was too busy thinking about Homeward Bound and rewatching Alien. lol

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Dana Joy's avatar

I showed up late to class and rewatched it too. I usually always start with Aliens. I wonder if the bright hair/dim lighting thing is why they chose a blonde haired kid to play Newt? Seems like Ripley just upgraded pets to a human.

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Chuck Palahniuk's avatar

Because of the great rule of movies: It's always sadder when a blonde person dies.

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Matt Bartle's avatar

Have you seen Return to Oz? Terrifying. One of those things that both scared and delighted me as a kid. So weird.

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Maegan Heil's avatar

Good job, winners! I’ve GOT to figure out how to set an alarm that goes off for a Chuck emails only!! I keep sleeping through the quizzes. :)

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Rabbi-Iblīs's avatar

Winners! Job well done.

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Rabbi-Iblīs's avatar

But but, I heard that this is a special quizz, where participation prizes will be given to all 😜?

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Chuck Palahniuk's avatar

Hah! No.

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Rabbi-Iblīs's avatar

Then, I'm just gonna wait to get lucky and win -- sooner or later.

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Cheap & Crass's avatar

Comment Threads! The U.I. gods are crazy! They mess with us for sport? Are they drunk? They are Viking berserker gods foaming at the mouth waiting to throw in another nonsensical interface element to see if they can start WWIII through substack. Seriously bros.

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Joe G's avatar

Imagine if Chuck gave out participation prizes. I know he wouldn't but that'd be crazy.

He'd have to ship out like 80 boxes of stuff lol

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Josh J.'s avatar

Chuck, You've sent me a prize before (before Halloween), but I'm a different "Josh" than the one you referring to in your contest winners post this time around. So perhaps the other "Josh" hasn't won anything yet (but I don't want to put words in the other Josh's mouth). Follow me? =) Josh J.

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Rob. Æ Gilman's avatar

Curses! Congrats, Slaney and the other winners!

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