It was also lovely meeting you, who up until this point was just keystrokes in some books! Glad I finally got to show you my Invisible Monsters tattoo in Arizona. Wasn’t sure I’d ever get the chance!
There’s sooo much I want to say right now about what might be in his closet—- but— I’m gonna reserve and restrain myself. I will say this— out of great restraint—- he did think a particular former president’s mug shot was quite handsome. Then, immediately defended his manhood.
For your next book tour maybe do an inverse tour? We will all find a way to travel to an event location near you in Portland. Maybe your book signings and events could be held over the course of a few weeks? That way you get to sleep in your own bed every night. Holy shit, imagine that? Visitors to the book tour get to support the local economy a little by staying for a night or two at any remaining hotels, BnBs, and any food service businesses that might be left.
Not sure how any current/future publisher would feel about an inverted tour since there may be a potential loss in sales. However, the opposite could occur if it's marketed right.
Here's a dumb inbox idea: maybe something like a Palahniuk Theme Park? Boxing; airplane ride that crashes; disassemble ticking bombs before they explode non-toxic paint all over you; a haunted house; live the life of a butcher in glass slaughterhouse with fake animals and fake blood; etc.
Because Chuck didn’t have a stop in Northern California, I ended up traveling to Portland for this tour. It felt special to see him on home turf. The day after the event, I popped into a bookstore near my AirBnb and eyed the Palahniuk section, of course. Grabbed a copy of Snuff and brought it to a lovely older lady behind the counter. I wondered what she might think of the suggestive cover. She looks down at the book and beams a radiant smile. “Oh,” she says while scanning the book’s barcode, “I was just talking to his partner this morning.” I mention that I saw Chuck the previous night. She hands over the book and receipt, still smiling, and says, “He’s my neighbor.”
I was going to ask if you’ve heard of Flight Club - there are quite a few here in the UK. Did it have the same uniform circus style interior? It’s probably ironic given all the IKEA/cookie cutter within the book too!
I felt like I could have talked your ear off for hours. If only there always time. Right about when I stopped being nervous a line built up to outside the building. If not for that I would have hung around longer. So nice meeting you Chuck! I hope some day we can do a story night closer to where I live. Worcester perhaps.
Technically I wasn’t supposed to be there until 6. I cheated a little because I knew about the rain. BTW I’ll give you that dollar next time I see you.
Thanks for coming to Boston! You were my second author meet, and my first one meeting Neil Gaiman was an absolute shitshow where as soon as he signed my book I ran off. So at least I attempted to chat for a second & snapped photo after I awkwardly fanfare-set my book down for you to sign. I will continue to summarize your books for my non-reading husband and try to beat my dad in finishing reading them first (though by the time I met you yesterday and called him outside he was already on Chapter 14!)
I actually just finished ‘Consider This’ a few days ago. It’s always refreshing to get direct author-voice and I think it helped honestly with the mindset of “He’s a person” instead of starstruck dashing away.
If we end up moving back to the PNW and you ever do events/reads again I’ll be there.
Been a reader since my dad gave me Choke when I was 17 and he just goes, “This is fucking great you’ll love it.” And he was right. Props to him for never censoring what I read and it’s the best unintended, unintentional parenting advice I was ever gifted simply because he wanted someone to talk about books with.
It was also lovely meeting you, who up until this point was just keystrokes in some books! Glad I finally got to show you my Invisible Monsters tattoo in Arizona. Wasn’t sure I’d ever get the chance!
Oh god lol
Jesse Watters? That’s—-STRANGE, indeed.
Right? It's like Bluebeard's closet. I just gotta take a peek.
There’s sooo much I want to say right now about what might be in his closet—- but— I’m gonna reserve and restrain myself. I will say this— out of great restraint—- he did think a particular former president’s mug shot was quite handsome. Then, immediately defended his manhood.
Saw one of those in London this summer. Tyler’s been busy.
Wah?! I didn't realize it was a chain.
I didn’t either, until you posted this. I thought it meant “flight” like a flight of drinks. Just outside Angel Square in Islington.
Fucker’s setting up franchises
It takes diff'rent strokes to row the world!
“I want you to throw a dart at me as hard as you can.”
"Raymond K. Dartboard"
Grate stufs!
For your next book tour maybe do an inverse tour? We will all find a way to travel to an event location near you in Portland. Maybe your book signings and events could be held over the course of a few weeks? That way you get to sleep in your own bed every night. Holy shit, imagine that? Visitors to the book tour get to support the local economy a little by staying for a night or two at any remaining hotels, BnBs, and any food service businesses that might be left.
Not sure how any current/future publisher would feel about an inverted tour since there may be a potential loss in sales. However, the opposite could occur if it's marketed right.
Here's a dumb inbox idea: maybe something like a Palahniuk Theme Park? Boxing; airplane ride that crashes; disassemble ticking bombs before they explode non-toxic paint all over you; a haunted house; live the life of a butcher in glass slaughterhouse with fake animals and fake blood; etc.
Either way, it wouldn't be forever, but for now.
I love the idea of an inverse tour!
Because Chuck didn’t have a stop in Northern California, I ended up traveling to Portland for this tour. It felt special to see him on home turf. The day after the event, I popped into a bookstore near my AirBnb and eyed the Palahniuk section, of course. Grabbed a copy of Snuff and brought it to a lovely older lady behind the counter. I wondered what she might think of the suggestive cover. She looks down at the book and beams a radiant smile. “Oh,” she says while scanning the book’s barcode, “I was just talking to his partner this morning.” I mention that I saw Chuck the previous night. She hands over the book and receipt, still smiling, and says, “He’s my neighbor.”
She had a Boston Terrier named Henry. Now she's got a rescue dog she's a bit exasperated with, I know exactly who you're talking about.
I was going to ask if you’ve heard of Flight Club - there are quite a few here in the UK. Did it have the same uniform circus style interior? It’s probably ironic given all the IKEA/cookie cutter within the book too!
Yes! We were puzzling over that. Why a circus with comic animals? All the drink specials were named for animals.
Oh we don’t have the animal part over here! Here are some photos of the Manchester, UK one I took - which is identical to the one in Leeds.
https://ibb.co/ncBHGrB
https://ibb.co/4K76vm2
I felt like I could have talked your ear off for hours. If only there always time. Right about when I stopped being nervous a line built up to outside the building. If not for that I would have hung around longer. So nice meeting you Chuck! I hope some day we can do a story night closer to where I live. Worcester perhaps.
Geez, thanks for braving the tropical downpour and tornado warnings. It was a pleasure to meet you two.
I can't tell you how many LIFE THREATENING tornado and storm warnings I've gotten on my phone these past few days.
Technically I wasn’t supposed to be there until 6. I cheated a little because I knew about the rain. BTW I’ll give you that dollar next time I see you.
Hah!
Is the dress code still no shirt, no shoes?
Yes. There's nothing like throwing darts in a room full of exposed skin.
There really is nothing like giving the gift of free nipple piercings to unsuspecting strangers with a dart
I see a buddy movie in the making. “Not Forever, but until the Crime is Solved.” Chuck and Jesse - cops with heart.
I'm the grizzled veteran cop about to retire.
Thank you again for the conversation and being so accommodating! (Kangaroo Doc)
I saw your pics in the book club!! That kangaroo tail!! I spit out my tea!!! Hehee.
Thanks for coming to Boston! You were my second author meet, and my first one meeting Neil Gaiman was an absolute shitshow where as soon as he signed my book I ran off. So at least I attempted to chat for a second & snapped photo after I awkwardly fanfare-set my book down for you to sign. I will continue to summarize your books for my non-reading husband and try to beat my dad in finishing reading them first (though by the time I met you yesterday and called him outside he was already on Chapter 14!)
That was the most mellow meet-up since I did an event for 'Consider This' during a snow storm. Any one you can walk away from...
I actually just finished ‘Consider This’ a few days ago. It’s always refreshing to get direct author-voice and I think it helped honestly with the mindset of “He’s a person” instead of starstruck dashing away.
If we end up moving back to the PNW and you ever do events/reads again I’ll be there.
Been a reader since my dad gave me Choke when I was 17 and he just goes, “This is fucking great you’ll love it.” And he was right. Props to him for never censoring what I read and it’s the best unintended, unintentional parenting advice I was ever gifted simply because he wanted someone to talk about books with.
See you in Pittsburgh!!!!! Yinz and Jagoffs are now your main vocab words :)
We all want to meet Atticus!! Super cool.
I didn’t either, until you posted this. I thought it meant “flight” like a flight of drinks. Just outside Angel Square in Islington.
Man thats awesome:)
Sonder for the win. You were a great influence on me as a writer. Thankyou.
Im one step closer to hitting bottom :)