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Ethan Summers's avatar

I like this. I would make one small change: “save me” instead of “save her” 😊

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Brandan's avatar

I nearly forgot what your smile looked like

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Steve Cardoso's avatar

Those eyebrows are yours, you scoundrel.

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camden noir's avatar

Roberta. Aged 17 (or 33)

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Jake Gardner's avatar

That definitely adds a new dimension to my thinking on these. Looking forward to Miami, Chuck! You still have a kangaroo suit for me?

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Chuck Palahniuk's avatar

All that is ancient history now.

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Jake Gardner's avatar

It’s cool. I was there, and I had a great time as one of your kangaroos!

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Joe G's avatar

Did Chuck fall out of love with Not Forever already and has moved on to his next lover? Don't dump the one you're with until you're dating the next one. Wisdom from your dad, passed to you, now to us.

And also don't date red heads. They're all crazy.

Gosh, I remember earlier this year saying September was a long ways away. Now I'm like, it went so fast.

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Karin Kohlmeier's avatar

84" x 28" x 23"

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Rob Armstrong's avatar

Vanessa makes the third teacher

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Bethany's avatar

5318008

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Patch Adam Perryman's avatar

Back to my calculator days.

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CJ Morin's avatar

I never would have got it without the hint lol

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Chuck Palahniuk's avatar

That's a lot of work for Boobies.

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Jose gonzalez's avatar

My first victim

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Jose gonzalez's avatar

She tasted so good

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Jesse Evans's avatar

Never picked up her yearbook, we never saw her again.

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Doc FakeMan's avatar

The smile that broke a thousand hearts, the eyes that hurt for each.

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Jose gonzalez's avatar

This is Charlene please call this number

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Kimberly's avatar

"820-4009-B"

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Brandan's avatar

17 Maple Road, KH2 SL9. Loose window panes. No alarm.

(Tucked inside Thomas Harris’ ‘Red Dragon’)

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Chuck Palahniuk's avatar

Sick, sick, sick.

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Brandan's avatar

I’m starting to notice a pattern here.

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Sandra de Helen's avatar

Meet me in the alley behind the soda shop. 8:15 pm, not am, you dork.

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