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I nearly forgot what your smile looked like

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Those eyebrows are yours, you scoundrel.

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Roberta. Aged 17 (or 33)

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That definitely adds a new dimension to my thinking on these. Looking forward to Miami, Chuck! You still have a kangaroo suit for me?

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All that is ancient history now.

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It’s cool. I was there, and I had a great time as one of your kangaroos!

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Did Chuck fall out of love with Not Forever already and has moved on to his next lover? Don't dump the one you're with until you're dating the next one. Wisdom from your dad, passed to you, now to us.

And also don't date red heads. They're all crazy.

Gosh, I remember earlier this year saying September was a long ways away. Now I'm like, it went so fast.

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84" x 28" x 23"

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Vanessa makes the third teacher

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5318008

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Back to my calculator days.

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I never would have got it without the hint lol

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That's a lot of work for Boobies.

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My first victim

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She tasted so good

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Never picked up her yearbook, we never saw her again.

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The smile that broke a thousand hearts, the eyes that hurt for each.

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Sep 25, 2023Liked by Chuck Palahniuk

This is Charlene please call this number

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"820-4009-B"

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17 Maple Road, KH2 SL9. Loose window panes. No alarm.

(Tucked inside Thomas Harris’ ‘Red Dragon’)

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Sick, sick, sick.

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I’m starting to notice a pattern here.

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Meet me in the alley behind the soda shop. 8:15 pm, not am, you dork.

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Her children didn’t love her.

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