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The devil tells me to wear the costume

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Just look at this goofy motherfucker

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Gawrsh!

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“First offering.”

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Caught in the act!

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What a penis arm looks like...

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Before we found out he wasn’t a real Disney employee

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Donald, it's me. Goofy. Please save me from this kid. She thinks I'm a puppet. She keeps trying to use me as a puppet! Help!

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We went to Universal Studios every year after that.

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founding

"This one made a fine addition"

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“Everything is so expensive. Gave my first born to ride skull mountain.”

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I reloaded my camera and she was gone. Park services said there was no Goofy on duty that day.

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Proof of life circa 1955

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Not at Disneyland

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This is how all her photos turned out after the incident

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H.H.Holmes first job

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