That said, I'm working out a plan. If stores allow I hope to do three readings at each day-long signing. These will be short stories read at three evenly spaced intervals during the day. I will keep you posted. The King's English in Salt Lake City is great.
If you need a kangaroo at bookpeople in Austin let me know. I’ll be there and I’m still game. I’m driving 4 hours to be there so I’m not above hopping around and such. Sadly I’m glad to hear you now have an xl now
This kangaroo helper has a travel pump that can inflate things quickly. Just requires a plug into a wall outlet. Happy to come early to help inflate the kangaroos if needed for our area event.
How I Spent My Summer Vacation: I've blown up all the kangaroos in order to write stuff on them, and to test them for leaks. So my mouth as been on their valves, but months ago.
In the early 60s when Andy Warhol began to break out, he was in such demand as a college speaker that he sent several fake Andys in grey wigs to fulfill speaking gigs at the same time. Doing this, he raked in the money. Until one fake Andy lost his wig while boarding a plane.
It's never too late Chuck, we can still whip out that Mavis Bacon software and get you touch typing fast like a stenographer on crack. Also, how did Barry respond?
Can you imagine if a social media site had those options? And then one person on your friends/followers list keeps disliking all your stuff without saying anything. That would drive people mad.
Truth is... now that I've numbered all the thousands of batons, I've decided on a new, better game. This means more batons, and they won't need numbers.
James Patterson may be stuffing high schools full of his books, but I bet his readings don't involve Kangaroos hurling things at people. I'd consider that a win.
This isn’t the first time the state of Utah has let me down. Looking forward to the signing, kangaroo’s or not!
That said, I'm working out a plan. If stores allow I hope to do three readings at each day-long signing. These will be short stories read at three evenly spaced intervals during the day. I will keep you posted. The King's English in Salt Lake City is great.
Sounds great!
If you need a kangaroo at bookpeople in Austin let me know. I’ll be there and I’m still game. I’m driving 4 hours to be there so I’m not above hopping around and such. Sadly I’m glad to hear you now have an xl now
Chuck -- I’m planning on being at the Tattered Cover all day the day you’re there. I’d be happy to help you in anyway I can. Let me know!
This kangaroo helper has a travel pump that can inflate things quickly. Just requires a plug into a wall outlet. Happy to come early to help inflate the kangaroos if needed for our area event.
How I Spent My Summer Vacation: I've blown up all the kangaroos in order to write stuff on them, and to test them for leaks. So my mouth as been on their valves, but months ago.
If the kangaroos make their journey north for your (hopefully still in the works) Canadian event(s) - count me in!
From your lips to Canada's ears.
If anyone needs me, I'll be moping about not getting to attend the tour. 🎻
I do hope everyone has fun, though! 😊
Mind if I join you? It’s my understanding that misery loves company...
For sure. The more the mopey-er. 😆
In the early 60s when Andy Warhol began to break out, he was in such demand as a college speaker that he sent several fake Andys in grey wigs to fulfill speaking gigs at the same time. Doing this, he raked in the money. Until one fake Andy lost his wig while boarding a plane.
Next time I'll use a batch of fake Chucks.
Often imitated - never duplicated.
I was hopeful that SF would make the cut - close enough for a day trip. However, I understand that sometimes things just don't work out.
That being said - I am patient enough to await an opportunity to meet the original Chuck.
Gonna log away that Warhol fun-fact, though.
Wait, for real? I’m reminded of the line, “the self is a fiction...”
Chuck Pseudo-niuk?
A copy of a copy of a copy?
That photo of you is giving me life!!!! So glad you had a good time. 🥰
My old typing teacher was there -- Mr. Barry -- and I told him I still have to look at the keys.
It's never too late Chuck, we can still whip out that Mavis Bacon software and get you touch typing fast like a stenographer on crack. Also, how did Barry respond?
Poor Mr. Barry wasn't very lucid.
Oof, he must be getting up there in age. You're like 89 years old, he must be over a hundred.
Why is there no "Not Like" option. I'm hardly a day over 88, sir.
LOL!
Can you imagine if a social media site had those options? And then one person on your friends/followers list keeps disliking all your stuff without saying anything. That would drive people mad.
1. footnote was serious and heavy and slightly funny.
Very unsettling. Agreed.
You look very handsome in your picture...*runs way*
I’ll be at Third Place Books early if you need any help here in Seattle 👍
Just let us know if you need help numbering any sticks or anything weird and Chuck like that will be used to spread joy and wonder.
Truth is... now that I've numbered all the thousands of batons, I've decided on a new, better game. This means more batons, and they won't need numbers.
Looking forward to having shit thrown at me.
Wear a helmet.
Footnote #1 made me laugh for the first time in quite some time.
Much obliged, Professor P!
How does one lock down a kangaroo helper position?
Also, while it's disappointing you're not represented in your high school library, I've got to admit that Gary Paulsen selection is 🔥.
Well, Grace Paley is also AWOL. My books usually sit beside hers.
Great photo of you and the coyote. Straight to the pool room for that one!
Shit...I was the soft-spoken, shy kid in high school. Why does it always have to be the quiet kids that turn out to be sick freaks?
But the worst you can say about me is that I produce bad writing. That's it. And the last time I checked, that is much better than drugs and rape.
I hope.
My advice? Always put your freak on the page and leave it there.
Exactly! Us writers have a great outlet for our shadow!
James Patterson may be stuffing high schools full of his books, but I bet his readings don't involve Kangaroos hurling things at people. I'd consider that a win.
Right?