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There's someone in here responding to comments with a greeting and a phone number. Email makes it look like it's coming from Chuck, but it's not.

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Thank you . Yes I did get an email which I left alone. Thanks Kimberly. Think I'm just going to delete my comments for now.

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Rock lands in Yucatan, Mexico: Dinosaur spokesperson said to be ‘monitoring situation closely’

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Expresses Concern, “We Don’t to start a Panic”

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Good one!

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Not sure of the event, but I remember seeing a picture of a newspaper clipping with a headline that read “Homicide victims rarely talk to police”.

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I'm still a fan of "Headless Body Found in Topless Bar" Clever, but a bit glib, considering.

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Right after 9/11 the gut reaction headline "You Bastards" We needed to realize the U.S. foriegn policy bred and raised Bin Laden.

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"Dewey Defeats Truman"

Are you looking for real ones, or fictional?

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Guilty man maintains innocence.

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Fictional. I want you to make them up. But from a skewed perspective.

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Pitcher Pat Venditte had his major league debut a few years ago, which was noteworthy because he was the first one in a while who pitched with both hands in a game. The headline in the East Oregonian read: “Amphibious pitcher makes debut”.

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We’re making them up, correct? Or are we finding actually published ones?

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Invent them, but from a very specific POV.

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There was a headline during the 2003 invasion of Iraq for an article debating the situation that was in the form of a pun. It was, I kid you not, titled: “Between Iraq and a Hard Place.

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When Sid Vicious died there was a news broadcast about it where the guy reporting begins by saying, “Sid is no longer vicious -- he’s dead.”

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And there weren't any comments about "long live The Queen" ? Such a wasted opportunity.

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"Republicans turned off by the size of Obama's package"

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“You can’t park there, mate: 11 killed as driver rams car into crowd outside job center.”

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Domestic, murder-suicide in a small town: "Husband and beloved Veterinarian puts down Bitch, Self"

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This one, a winner!

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“, self” always a winner

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In Vancouver, there is a clothing-optional beach called Wreck Beach. There were talks years ago about having some towers put up in the vicinity, but that was met with some pushback - from one group in particular. The headline read: “Nudists fight erection of towers near Wreck Beach”.

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The star quarterback, driving while intoxicated, gets into a firey crash that kills a straight-A student:

- Beloved quarterback injuries throwing arm in accident, his storied career possibly over

- Jock Toasted, Nerd Roated

- The Math and Science Departments at Murray High call for disbanding the football program after deadly crash

- The Murray High football field damaged in an act called Revenge of the Nerds

- Murray High's Coach Brown names Mark Newell the starting QB for Saturday's game vs. West

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“Apt student charged with 9 cases of indecent exposure involving campus coeds: Could this spell the end for his future in politics?”

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Not Even If He Also Tapped A Dead Pig’s Head!

Now for our exclusive interview with former PMs David Cameron and Boris Johnson

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