Pitcher Pat Venditte had his major league debut a few years ago, which was noteworthy because he was the first one in a while who pitched with both hands in a game. The headline in the East Oregonian read: “Amphibious pitcher makes debut”.
There was a headline during the 2003 invasion of Iraq for an article debating the situation that was in the form of a pun. It was, I kid you not, titled: “Between Iraq and a Hard Place.
In Vancouver, there is a clothing-optional beach called Wreck Beach. There were talks years ago about having some towers put up in the vicinity, but that was met with some pushback - from one group in particular. The headline read: “Nudists fight erection of towers near Wreck Beach”.
There's someone in here responding to comments with a greeting and a phone number. Email makes it look like it's coming from Chuck, but it's not.
Thank you . Yes I did get an email which I left alone. Thanks Kimberly. Think I'm just going to delete my comments for now.
This one literally happened
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3356084/I-ve-gone-child-Husband-father-seven-52-leaves-wife-kids-live-transgender-SIX-YEAR-OLD-girl-named-Stefonknee.html
Rock lands in Yucatan, Mexico: Dinosaur spokesperson said to be ‘monitoring situation closely’
Expresses Concern, “We Don’t to start a Panic”
Good one!
Not sure of the event, but I remember seeing a picture of a newspaper clipping with a headline that read “Homicide victims rarely talk to police”.
I'm still a fan of "Headless Body Found in Topless Bar" Clever, but a bit glib, considering.
That was genius
Without a doubt.
Right after 9/11 the gut reaction headline "You Bastards" We needed to realize the U.S. foriegn policy bred and raised Bin Laden.
"Dewey Defeats Truman"
Are you looking for real ones, or fictional?
Guilty man maintains innocence.
Fictional. I want you to make them up. But from a skewed perspective.
Pitcher Pat Venditte had his major league debut a few years ago, which was noteworthy because he was the first one in a while who pitched with both hands in a game. The headline in the East Oregonian read: “Amphibious pitcher makes debut”.
We’re making them up, correct? Or are we finding actually published ones?
Invent them, but from a very specific POV.
Oh... :(
There was a headline during the 2003 invasion of Iraq for an article debating the situation that was in the form of a pun. It was, I kid you not, titled: “Between Iraq and a Hard Place.
When Sid Vicious died there was a news broadcast about it where the guy reporting begins by saying, “Sid is no longer vicious -- he’s dead.”
And there weren't any comments about "long live The Queen" ? Such a wasted opportunity.
🤣🤣🤘
"Republicans turned off by the size of Obama's package"
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Sounds like a personal problem to me
“You can’t park there, mate: 11 killed as driver rams car into crowd outside job center.”
Domestic, murder-suicide in a small town: "Husband and beloved Veterinarian puts down Bitch, Self"
This one, a winner!
“, self” always a winner
In Vancouver, there is a clothing-optional beach called Wreck Beach. There were talks years ago about having some towers put up in the vicinity, but that was met with some pushback - from one group in particular. The headline read: “Nudists fight erection of towers near Wreck Beach”.
The star quarterback, driving while intoxicated, gets into a firey crash that kills a straight-A student:
- Beloved quarterback injuries throwing arm in accident, his storied career possibly over
- Jock Toasted, Nerd Roated
- The Math and Science Departments at Murray High call for disbanding the football program after deadly crash
- The Murray High football field damaged in an act called Revenge of the Nerds
- Murray High's Coach Brown names Mark Newell the starting QB for Saturday's game vs. West
“Apt student charged with 9 cases of indecent exposure involving campus coeds: Could this spell the end for his future in politics?”
Not Even If He Also Tapped A Dead Pig’s Head!
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