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Not forbidden, just strange. Saw a guy one who had 3in long nipples. Gave me the chills.

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Does it come with the imprint of a crying face on it?

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Bob had bitch tits!

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Bologna Bob instead of Bologna Barb? Barb owned those lunch-meat-nippled b!tch tits.

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Meatloaf should’ve signed it and a bunch of people would’ve crawled over eachother to buy it.

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Meatloaf “would do anything for love” but follow the covid-19 precautions, he’s quoted as saying “if I die, I die” then he caught the covid and did just that. smh

RIP Meatloaf

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This is the laugh out loud I didn't know I needed today! I think this shirt may even fit over my tits but know if I'll pass for the testicular cancer group unless I let my beard grow in!

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I’m glad you reported Meatloaf’s real name (I’m assuming). First time I’ve seen it. Whattayou call it-establishing authority? Love it. Also the comment about a man’s nipples.

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I've never understood the US fear of nipples alongside the comfort with extreme violence.

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Meatloaf once came through a small convention out where I used to live, and I was the only person in line for his booth, so I got to spend a good while talking to him. He said the chest was made of flax seed and they had to keep an open chair close to the set so he could sit down throughout filming because of how heavy it was. He said he had a lot of empathy for large chested women after the experience

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Are you excited for Thanksgiving, Chuck? I hear the turkeys have larger nipples this year. Don't throw those bits out, save them for Grandma.

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No tits? Who made this tragic design decision?

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Doing my best to get rid of my moobs, but I’m gonna rock one of these flannels!

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Now I wanna have one. Just ordered your latest book, it would be nice to have this shirt aswell.

Shut up and take my money!

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I blame my large nipple on my father.

Fucker.

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Ha!! I forgot about that. I may use that in my MATCH.COM profile. “I may have a third nipple”. That’ll be a head turner!

Harry should consider keeping his shirt on or see someone about toning that adolescent body up.

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