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My heart aches, because I’m on the other side of the planet.

But my soul smiles, because of how cool this is for you to do, Professor P.

Best of luck to all. Break a leg.

Actually, break both you fuckers.

Much love, boners.

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Not, like northern Germany other side of the planet, are you? I know the name comes from up there…All the best wherever you are.

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Close. Sweden, my friend.

Right back at you. Big time.

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I felt that, I’m living in Germany. I wish I could visit to see if they’d like a couple of my horror shorts, would love to see them on the screen. Hopefully lots of people show up, it’s awesome that they give people the opportunity

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Hey, at least you have the coolest name ever.

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My old man told me it was a toss up between Erik and Dildo.

I feel jipped... but hey, we make do.

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So cool!!!!!

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See YOU on tour. What two cities? Pittsburgh and Kansas City? Both will be massive events!

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Pittsburgh and Kansas City! I’ve got both blocked out on my calendar. I will be sure to pack my brown paper bags to hyperventilate into beforehand. I’m so excited/nervous/happy/in disbelief (pinch me). Let me know if there’s any special instructions I should know beforehand!! Can’t wait to meet you in person, Chuck. And have fun at The Cavern!! I will be busy baking a carnival-themed cake for my youngest son’s second birthday that same day. Looking forward to seeing the readings on Netflix.

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Oh I was hoping to meet you! *Sad Face*

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I might drive to Portland for this.

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Are you going?

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*Sad Face* It will be nice to see everyone! Very exciting.

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Oh come on man. I would love to hear you read a story about some people dying.

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It will be crowded and hectic. Be warned.

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See you there with story in hand!

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Yes! And dressed to kill.

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Serial killer, vampire, or suit?

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I would drive from Spokane for this :’) it says “local” could that mean citizen of the planet/simulation?

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Catch a ride with Matt. He brings boxes of doughnuts.

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Matt, hit me up!!

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I hope you like long drives with seven month old babies and mommies who are way too talkative. I do bake though.

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Hi Grace - I haven't decided if I'll be going yet. You can email me at rindge@gonzaga.edu

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And congrats to all who can be there this is absolutely lovely and inspiring.

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Very cool! Having briefly met some of the local writers in the area, I’m super excited for them (and to maybe get to see them on Netflix one day.)

A melting pot of talent.

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All fingers are crossed.

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I'll be there and with a story. I look forward to the great one that I will get to hear even if I don't get to read.

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Short!

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Yeah I have a 2-3 page horror story I am writing for it.

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How short is short?

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Fan fiction is complete. Where would you like it posted. The more public the better.

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Just post it on your substack!

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Meet me at 8:30pm in the Substack parking lot! I'm going to fuck you guys up! :p It's a little rough but YEEHAWWW! I'm putting some finishing touches. I am sick and tired of you two handing me and Mr. Greaves our asses every time I see you guys. It's turning into Groundhogs day. So blonde and perfect in your delivery...You're going to get it now.

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It will be called "Snakes in a Tesla"

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Dishes are done, Man! If you hate it I will take it down immediately. https://candicec.substack.com/p/snakes-in-a-tesla

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Captain Howdy told me he didn't much like the Sexorcist-boy too much either. Who is that guy?

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That's my friend and future Rockstar Andrew.

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Oh HELL yes! That sounds like a blast, man. Thanks for letting us know! SEE YOU THERE!!!

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Jul 31, 2023Liked by Chuck Palahniuk

No rsvp...just show up?

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That's so cool!

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Will be there in spirit and counting the days to be able to stream it! Color me tickled pink, green with envy - and maybe just a little blue.

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You kick ass Chuck. No matter how your writing career pans out. Thanks for all you do!

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I've booked by plane ticket because...why not. I can't wait.

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I could be there......

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