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As an islander I’m a SPAM enthusiast and chef. I currently trade my spam fried rice in batches for hair cuts with my hair guy, baby sitting and sometimes rides places. I’ll give you my recipe if you ever need a solid SPAM currency.

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Mike would kill you and I, both. There's still six cans of "turkey" Spam in the cabinet. Nasty stuff. I want the real stuff that comes after the last page in 'Charlotte's Web.'

Speaking off, the words in the spider web are a fine example of "the impossible detail' that catalyzes the plot.

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Haha! Turkey SPAM should be used to make a slurry that is shaped into new reefs for the ocean and covered in concrete.

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It's used in fracking to force the natural gas to the surface.

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If you were Wilbur and had Charlotte as a friend, what would she write about you in her spider web?

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Just had got home from having dinner with Krissy where we each ordered a piece of cheesecake for desert. When the server brought one I instantly freaked at the thought of not getting to eat an entire piece of cheesecake. Charlotte would write “Beware Hungry Monster” for me.

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I love how you and Krissy are besties now. Cheesecake eatin' and soon, gun-shooting besties! Haha

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I love that I found my bestie here! We’re two weirdos cut from the same jizz rag haha also we’re coordinating outfits for gun day. It’s going to be amazing!

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