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Think of all the scratch-n-sniff perfumes we could add!

The Essence of Ozone.

Smoke of the Amazon.

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Sweat of the shop

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Oh ye of little faith.

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That is so good! Pick out the worst smells ever and get them sniffing. Maybe something to tear gas the jet. Going to be a long ride to Tokyo folks.

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But... no one will ever even open the issue. Except to block their face will being frog marched into a NYC courtroom.

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I loved those cards?

In the go-go 80s and grunge 90s, the entry-level job of removing perfume cards and subscription cards from new magazines was known as "deboning" the issue. Love that term.

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That would imply the person who adds these cards is a тАЬboner.тАЭ We need a virtual boner.

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In the bad old days the Intern was actually the "bonee." Just saying.

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Even better

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Ever wake up on the morning and wish you could debone the stranger asleep next to you? No? Me neither.

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