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Except them stealing the idea for themselves? Nothing. It’s perfect! How’s about we make the pages printed on gold leaf encrusted papyrus penned in Sumi ink? Got any of that lying around?

https://youtu.be/GSuFSYY-X9w

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I just realized this is right up your alley as the pages would be so delicate they’d have to be destroyed to be read. Like the gift boxes with the bows you sent out. Once each edition of the magazine is sent out, unless the person never reads it it will eventually fall apart. Your empire will be in destruction.

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That's called "self composting" like the human body. All that gut biom has to go somewhere.

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Okay, need you to source good biodegradable, sustainably harvested gold. I'll need you to report back on the virtual footprint of our best option.

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I discovered that the deceaseds teeth are not a good source of gold.

https://youtu.be/eR-C4LXj4wU

Working on it.

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